Baked Alaska from Recipes for Disaster, 2019
INGREDIENTS
Heat-trapping gases from air pollution
Starving polar bears
Destroyed phytoplankton
Beached whales
Preheat atmosphere with carbon dioxide emissions
Stir heat-trapping gases into Arctic region
Thaw permafrost until lightly brown
Increase heat by reducing reflectivity
Add waters of sea ice, melting glaciers and eroding ice shelves
Let sea levels rise
Ready when low-lying coastal areas across globe are submerged
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