Rainforest Flambé from Recipes for Disaster, 2019

INGREDIENTS
Transform a delectably biodiverse layer cake!
Combine:
6% of planet earth
50% of earth’s plant and animal iodiversity
80% of the earth’s edible vegetation
20% of the earth’s oxygen

To flambé:
Pulverize indigenous rights
Saturate with government sanctioned, pro-business incentives
Torch to caramelize

Serve with generous dollops of palm oil, mineral extracts, soy and beef