Dump Cake from Recipes for Disaster, 2019
Here’s how to make this fossil-filled favorite:
Layer 1 million tons of aluminum
Add bones from 60 billion chickens
Stir in 4 billion tons of concrete
Combine with 4.8 million metric tons of plastic debris
Blend in 3,582,000 pounds of radioactive waste
Repeat annually
Will keep for up to 80 million years
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